Being a big guy like you must have many evolutionary advantages, such as sports, dating, and even fighting for survival (when the need arises). But on this small airplane with tiny seats, you are at a disadvantage. And trying to sweet talking to me won’t change the fact that you have to overflow your body mass towards my side, and your babbling is distracting me from napping and reviewing a paper assigned to me right before the flight.
Next time, buy a bigger seat or multiple seats. You never know if your next neighbor is a big guy like you.
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